Kitchen (START AGAIN)

Source: Map013 (Kitchen)

Created by YellowIris

Index



Entering the room


Housemaiden (awkward2) Tears, here???

Researcher (worried3) There should be a crest somewhere.
We should look around...


First loop

(......)

(You forgot where the key is.)

(All you remember is that you shouldn't look at the plates.)

(You should look in this room...)



First closet


(Some plates and cutlery.)

(You push some glasses around and look towards the back...)

(There's a very tiny spider.)

(The key isn't in there...)


Repeated interaction

(You blink at the tiny spider.)



Second closet


(Some plates and cutlery.)

(You push some glasses around and look towards the back...)

(Nothing except dust.)

(The key isn't in there...)


Repeated interaction

(You blink at the dust.)



Skeleton closet


(You open the closet.)


First time

(For a few seconds, you blank out on why you even opened it in the first place.)

(Ah. The key.)

(It's not in here.)

(There's nothing in here but

The conversation proceeds as if you clicked "(Don't.)"


Subsequent times

(You remember this time.)

("There's nothing in here but...")


  • (Say the line, Siffrin!)

    (You say the line.)


    Kid (excited1) WHAT!!! LET ME SEE!!!!!

    Kid (annoyed1) ...Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Fighter (happy1) HA! Classic.


    (You smile.)

  • (Don't.)

    Fighter (happy1) Skeletons!!!

    Kid (excited1) WHAT!!! LET ME SEE!!!!!

    Kid (annoyed1) ...Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Researcher (oof1) Please don't take Siffrin's place, I beg of you.

    Researcher (wondering3) One jokester on this team is quite enough.

    Fighter (ohfuck1) Sif wasn't saying the obvious joke, so I figured I'd give it a try!!!


    First time

    (...)

    (You missed your cue.)

    (No matter. You'll remember for next time.)


    Subsequent times

    Fighter (sad4) ...


    You get one weird point for this.


Repeated interaction

(The closet only contains kitchen supplies.)



Massive pile of plates


First time

(It's the pile of plates you shouldn't look at for some reason you can't really remember.)

(You look at it.)

The conversation proceeds as if you clicked "yes"


Subsequent times

(It's a pile of plates.)

(You don't want her to be sad. Listen and try to help?)


  • yes

    If you interacted with the plates one time before

    (You needed to help her, didn't you?)

    (Find the words to help her...)

    (You try your best to listen...)

    (Your eyelids feel heavy...)


    The screen goes dark


    (...)


    The scene proceeds as if you'd clicked no


    Fighter (embarassed4) SO TALL!!!

    Kid (excited1) WHY IS IT SO TALL???

    Housemaiden (determined1) Oh...!

    Housemaiden (smile4) It's just how the House's cook likes it!

    Housemaiden (smile4) "If we stack plates super high, then the meals we put on it are sure to reach divine status!!!"

    Researcher (oof1) Urgh.

    Fighter (happy1) Why not, right!!! How was the food?

    Housemaiden (awkward3) Room for improvement?

    Housemaiden (smile1) That reminds me! One day, the cook... ...

    Housemaiden (distressed1) ...Oh... I'm sorry. It's just-- seeing the kitchen... It reminds me of how the House used to be...

    Kid (ew2) Before it was a castle? Back when you were living there?

    Housemaiden (determined1) Yes!

    Housemaiden (distressed1) It was such a kind, gentle place... A place of learning, a place to create, a place to help you become the person you wish to be...

    Housemaiden (distressed2) The King... targeted the House first...

    Housemaiden (distressed3) ...I don't know... If everyone is okay... If I'll be able to bring everyone back...!

    Housemaiden (distressed3) The Head Housemaiden, my roommate, my friends... The cook, the librarian, the nurse, everyone...

    Housemaiden (cry1) What if they're all dead or gone so far I can't bring them back?

    Researcher (worried2) ...

    Fighter (worried1) ...

    Kid (sad1) ...


    first time

    (Ah. That's why you shouldn't look at the plates.)


    Subsequent times

    (There's a reason you don't like to look at the plates...)

    (There's nothing you can say.)


    Housemaiden (distressed3) ... Stay positive... I have to... stay positive...


    (Maybe next time you'll finally find something to tell her...)

  • no

    If you interacted with the plates one time before


    (You know they'll notice if you ignore them...)

    (But you're just so tired.)


    Otherwise

    (No one will notice if you don't pay attention for a little bit.)

    (You close your eyes and think about nothing.)



    The screen fades to back



    ...frin...


    Siffrin.


    SIFFRIN!!!


    The screen comes back


    Kid (annoyed1) Were you not paying attention while she was talking? Pretty crabby of you.

    Housemaiden (awkward2) Oh n-no, that's okay! I- I know it's not the time to talk about this...

    Housemaiden (smile1) L-Let's just keep going!

    Fighter (worried1b) ...

    Researcher (angry2) ...

    Kid (angry2) (GLARE)


Repeated interaction

(It's a pile of plates.)

(...)



Tears


Without the Star Crest

(You steer clear of the tears.)

(You're too far to give up now...)


With the Star Crest

(Use the crest to clear the way?)

  • Yes

    (You used the STAR CREST.)

    The tears disappear.

  • No

    Nothing happens.



Clock


First loop

(Surprisingly, this clock still works.)

(You look behind the clock...)

(Nothing.)


Second loop onwards

(The key isn't there.)

  • (Continue looking around)

    (You try to ignore the ticks.)

  • (Look at the time)

    (It's almost 17 o'clock.)

    (Outside, down in the village, it's raining.)

    (Someone's laundry is getting soaked. A child jumps into a puddle. In a few minutes, there'll be a rainbow.)

    (You've seen this before.)


    Fighter (embarassed1) Sif?

    Fighter (embarassed2) Uh... Should we keep looking around?


    (You smile, and nod.)

    (You look away from the ticking hands.)

    You get two weird points for this


Subsequent interactions

(You count the seconds.)



Weird pitcher

If you did not examine the plates this loop

Housemaiden (smile1) Oh! That's the pitcher one of my friends made!!!

Researcher (ew1) That's... a pitcher?

Kid (neutral1) It has little leggies.

Fighter (happy2) Oh!!! I've once been told what to do when you find something weird looking.

Fighter (proud1) "It has a great personality!"

Housemaiden (awkward3) Hahaha...


If you examined the plates this loop

Housemaiden (smile1) Oh! That's the pitcher one of my friends made!!!

Housemaiden (distressed2) ...Actually, nevermind. Sorry, we can just move on...


Subsequent interactions

(An empty pitcher.)



Cook


(One of the cooks, frozen in time.)

Housemaiden (distressed3) ...



Table


(A table.)



Barrels


Uses generic barrel text.



Pot


(A pot filled with bubbling food, frozen in time.)

(The steam is frozen in midair.)


First loop

The conversation plays out as if you'd clicked "yes"


Second loop onwards

(A conversation is about to start.)

(You've heard this before. But this one's almost funny every time.)

(Listen?)

  • yes

    Kid (surprised1) So, what's inside?

    Researcher (wondering2) Ah...

    Researcher (wondering2) Looks like they were cooking crab.

    Kid (angry1) WHAT

    Housemaiden (THEFUCK1) EEK!!!

    Fighter (surprised1) CRAB?!??!!???!???!???!

    Researcher (oof1) Wh-what's happening

    Kid (angry1) SOMEONE WAS COOKING CRAB???

    Fighter (surprised1) IN A HOUSE OF CHANGE OF ALL PLACES!!!!!!

    Fighter (embarassed4) WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS

    Researcher (sigh1) Gems alive...

    Researcher (ew1) I am so confused. Is this a Vaugardian thing?

    Fighter (embarassed1) Y-yes??? Do you not have that in Ka Bue?

    Researcher (oof1) No????

    Researcher (sigh1) Hm. Okay. Wait. Is it. Is this like dolphins.

    Fighter (embarassed1) Wh-What about them?

    Researcher (reading1) In Ka Bue, we don't like dolphins. Something about them being too smart.

    Researcher (oof1) Are... crabs... smart?

    Kid (ew2) I don't think so???

    Fighter (awkward1) Crabs just look weird I think.

    Housemaiden (determined1) And... they're INEVITABLE.

    Researcher (ew1) I still don't understand anything.

  • no

    (You resist the urge to touch the frozen steam, and think about inevitables.)


Repeated interaction

(You don't mind crab, either as an animal or a meal.)

(You're getting tired of this, though.)

(Time may be frozen, but the smell still lingers.)



Hair


(Hair.)