First loop

Housemaiden (smile2) Oh, the storage room!

Housemaiden (smile1) We might find some items to heal ourselves in here...

Housemaiden (smile1) Let's look around!

Researcher (worried2) We're running low on potions... Keep your eyes out for more

Second time onward

Housemaiden (smile2) Oh, the--

(Storage room.)

If you interacted with the bread flyers before

(Some small glass containers.)

(You look around...)

(You found a SOUR TONIC!)

If you've picked up the tonics before

(You listen to them say knowledge you already know with a smile on your face.)

The dialogue ends.

An appropriate part of the potions joke plays.

Housemaiden (awkward3) T-Tonics are good to keep your HP up so you don't get knocked out in battle!

Housemaiden (determined1) They're very sour...  But the sourness is sure to make you more awake and ready for anything!

(The table has nothing else interesting on it.)

(Some small glass containers.)

(You look around...)

(You got a SUPER SOUR TONIC!)

If you've picked up the tonics before

(You listen to them say knowledge you already know with a smile on your face.)

The dialogue ends.

The potion joke does not occur for this.

Housemaiden (smile2) Oh! Sour tonics for everyone to share!

Kid (neutral1) Y'know,  I always wondered why they're more powerful than regular sour tonics when they're the same size.

Researcher (wondering2) They're just that concentrated.

Fighter (neutral1) I tried drinking a full Super Sour Tonic once!

Researcher (oof1) And...  What happened?

Fighter (happy1) I couldn't taste anything for weeks!!!

(The table has nothing else interesting on it.)

(You look at what's on the table...)

(You found a CRAFTED WATER!)

If you've picked up the water before

(You listen to them say knowledge you already know with a smile on your face.)

The dialogue ends.

An appropriate part of the potions joke plays.

Housemaiden (awkward3) Um, this is a Crafted Water!

Housemaiden (smile1) If someone gets Knocked Out during battle...  Just a drop of it is enough to wake them right up!

Kid (neutral2) Someone at school told me it was just coconut water!

Housemaiden (awkward2) Wait...  is it?

Researcher (ew1) It's NOT.

(The table has nothing else interesting on it.)

(You look at what's on the table...)

(You found a POCKETFUL OF GINGER!)

(You found a POCKETFUL OF PEPPER!)

(You found a POCKETFUL OF THYME!)

If you've picked up the spices before

(You listen to them say knowledge you already know with a smile on your face.)

The dialogue ends.

An appropriate part of the potions joke plays.

Fighter (annoyed1) Still, that's a lot of spices you found there...

Kid (excited1) Oh, oh, I know this one! 
Pepper raises your ATTACK, ginger raises your DEFENSE, and thyme makes you faster!

Kid (proud1) Because spicy stuff makes people angry, ginger makes you not sick, and thyme...

Kid (sad3) Well...  I don't actually know why thyme makes you faster.

Housemaiden (hm1) Me neither...

(The table has nothing else interesting on it.)

(Someone just took the bottle from you.)

Researcher (wondering3) ...

If the sour tonic was picked up

Researcher (wondering1) ...I'm on tonic duty.

If the crafted water was picked up

Researcher (wondering1) ...I'm on crafted water duty.

If the pocketfuls of spices were picked up

Researcher (wondering1) ...I'm on spices duty.

(Someone just took the bottle from you.)

Researcher (wondering3) ...

If the sour tonic was picked up

Researcher (wondering1) ...I'm also on tonic duty.

If the crafted water was picked up

Researcher (wondering1) ...I'm also on crafted water duty.

If the pocketfuls of spices were picked up

Researcher (wondering1) ...I'm also on spices duty.

Researcher (question1) ...

(   You just give it all to her.)

Researcher (sigh1) THANK you.

Researcher (wondering2) I just don't trust any of you to not break those potions while you're frolicking around.

Fighter (neutral1) Not even Sif???

Researcher (readingup1) The person who a few weeks ago mixed up all the items we had to make a so-called "Super Potion"?

Researcher (reading1) No.  Not even Siffrin.

(A lifetime ago for you now.)

(Some flyers advertising the House's new cooking classes.)

First time

(Something catches your eye...)

(You found a BOTTLE OF WINE!)

(You put it inside your pocket along with your other Knick-Knacks.)

[KNICK-KNACKS]
You can interact with Knick-Knacks by going through your Pockets in the menu.
Access the menu by pressing ESC or X or 0.

Subsequent times

(The bottle of wine is still here.)

(As with everything else, you lost it when the loop occured.)

(Feels cool to the touch.)

(You found the BOTTLE OF WINE.)

(You pocket it again.)

(The table has nothing else interesting on it.)

(Some papers.)

(You pick one at random...)

One at random

(It's another bakery flyer.)

(It's a ripped page from a cooking book.)

(It's a letter signed by someone with a very long name.)

Kid (sad3) ...

Kid (pout1) Long names like this are what nicknames are for.

(An old flyer for a bakery.)

("Pretty Sweetie Bakery. Bread 20% off every Saturday!")

Housemaiden (awkward1) Hmm...

Kid (ew1) Urgh.

Researcher (ew1) Bad.

First time

Researcher (readingup1)

Siffrin (fake2)

• ...?

The dialogue proceeds as if you clicked (Tired...)

• ...Loving me is the YEAST--

  Researcher (oof1) NO.

  Housemaiden (awkward2) NO!

  Kid (angry1) NOT ALLOWED!!!

  Fighter (happy1) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  Fighter (thinking1) Heheheh... Your puns, Sif.
  They get me every time.

  
  

  (...)

• (Tired.)

  Researcher (readingup1)  Oh, no pun this time?

  Fighter (happy1) Oh, I have one!  I have one!!!

  Fighter (thinking1) Something like...

  Fighter (thinking1) ..."I mean, for how much bread I buy from them..."

  Fighter (happy1) "...loving me is the YEAST they could do!!!"

  Researcher (oof1) URGH.

  Housemaiden (awkward2) NO!

  Kid (angry1) OH COME ON!!!

  Fighter (happy1) HOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

  
  

  First time

  
  

  (...)

  (That's a halfway decent pun...)

  (You should look at this flyer again during your next loop.)

(An old flyer for a bakery.)

Uses generic barrel interaction text.

(A barrel.)

(Nothing's inside...)